Chapter Five

Uncle Hat and Princess Dirkey saved Christmas but besides the satisfaction of a job well done they got a little bonus. They fell madly in love.

Uncle Hat couldn't stop thinking about the beautiful Princess Dirkey. They would send love letters back and forth.

Hat would send flowers. And Princess Dirkey would lay in bed at night thinking "He's amazing!" The days were filled with much joy and schmoopiness. But not all was right with the world. Hat and Dirkey had been followed on their way back from the North Pole by the evil ogre Dan!!

The evil ogre dan hates schmoopiness and he could smell it all over Hat and Dirkey. Evil ogre dan vowed to destroy all the schmoopiness in the world so he picked up their trail and followed them back home. Hat and Dirkey feared for their loved ones' safety so they did the only thing they could. They ran.