Intermission

Princess Dirkey had this posted on her blog so i decided to take a brief respite from my "dramatic" tale and post this "silly survey".
1.What time did you really get up this morning? 6:18
2. Diamonds or Pearls? not that i wear them myself but diamonds
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Click
4. What is your favorite T.V. show? Who wants to be a super hero. A reality show with grown people in spandex costumes given stunts by the host Stan Lee of Marvel comics. Funniest thing i've seen on tv in my life.
5. What did you have for breakfast? two breakfast burritos from mcdonalds
6. What is your middle name? Andrew
7. What is your favorite cuisine? seafood
8. What foods do you dislike? cheap, childrens' fruit flavored snacks like fruit rollups and gushers etc...
9. What is your favorite potato chip? I think Doritos made black pepper flavored chips
10. What is your favorite cd? Currently i'd have to say the newest Mercy Me cd. "Coming up to breathe".
11. What kind of car do you drive? civic si
12. What is your favorite sandwich? peanut butter and jelly.
13. What characteristics do you despise? mean people
14. Favorite item of clothing? My Hat. duuh
15. Favorite vacation spot? went on a two week trip through Paris, Germany and Switzerland.
16. What color is your bathroom? White. My whole apartment is white with very light neutral brown carpet. I think every apartment is decorated this way. What's wrong with color???
17. Favorite brand of clothes? My hiking boots are timberland. I really like them. everything else is usually target, walmart, old navy or whatever's cheapest. don't care much.
18. Where would you like to retire? somewhere surrounded by lots of trees and right on a lake. Hawaii would be nice too.
19. favorite time of week? Saturday.
20. Where were you born? Washington township, NJ
21. Favorite sport to watch? ice hockey. GO FLYERS!
22. What type of detergent do you use? not a clue. whatevers cheapest
23. Coke or Pepsi? coke i guess but i'm trying to quit soda
24. Are you a morning person or night owl? morning
25. What size shoe do you wear? 10
26. Do you have pets? no
27. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everybody? That's where i saw the leprachuan. He tells me to burn things.
28. What did you want to be when you were little? a fighter pilot
29. Favorite Candy Bar? hershey chocolate bar dipped in peanut butter.
30. What is your best childhood memory?
31. What are the different jobs you have had? telemarketer, stockboy at Caldor, inside sales, service writer at an auto center, computer instructor, computer helpdesk
32. Favorite Color? Blue and Green
33. How many best friends do you have? 5
34. Eye color? blue
35. Ever Been to Africa? not yet
36. Ever been toilet papered? yes but that's kinda personal... oh wait you mean, nevermind.
37. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes
38. Been in a car accident? yes
39. Croutons or Bacon bits? croutons
40. Favorite day of the week? saturday
41. Favorite restaurant? Smittys in or near ocean city NJ
42. Favorite flower? don't really have one
43. Favorite Ice Cream? either coffee, cookies n cream, mint choc chip, choc chip cookie dough
44. Disney or Warner Brothers? Warner Bros.
45. Favorite fast food restaurant? baja fresh
46. What color is your bedroom carpet? answered this in question 16. don't get me started again.
47. How many times did you fail your drivers test? 1
48. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? best buy
48. What do you do most often when you get bored? play guitar
49. Last person you went to dinner with? Princess Dirkey, Keith and Mama K.

Chapter Five

Uncle Hat and Princess Dirkey saved Christmas but besides the satisfaction of a job well done they got a little bonus. They fell madly in love.

Uncle Hat couldn't stop thinking about the beautiful Princess Dirkey. They would send love letters back and forth.

Hat would send flowers. And Princess Dirkey would lay in bed at night thinking "He's amazing!" The days were filled with much joy and schmoopiness. But not all was right with the world. Hat and Dirkey had been followed on their way back from the North Pole by the evil ogre Dan!!

The evil ogre dan hates schmoopiness and he could smell it all over Hat and Dirkey. Evil ogre dan vowed to destroy all the schmoopiness in the world so he picked up their trail and followed them back home. Hat and Dirkey feared for their loved ones' safety so they did the only thing they could. They ran.

Chapter Four

Hat, Hong John and Wellington were doing very well with their helpdesk and they became very good friends. One day Hat received a call from one of Santa's elves. A penguin had become stuck in one of the toy making machines and the elves didn't know how to repair it. Hat and his friends helped the elves repair the machine (as well as recommend a good cleaning service... eewwww!). While Hat had them on the phone he wanted to know what Santa was going to bring for his little niece Hannastasia. The elf searched and searched but couldn't find any record of Hat's niece. Uncle Hat became very frustrated but the elf refused to continue the conversation. "Santa's Naughty & Nice list is very thorough. He couldn't make a mistake like this." the elf said and hung up the phone. "Oh no!" thought Uncle Hat. "Santa can't possibly skip Hannah on her very first Christmas! I've got to do something!" But Uncle Hat had no idea what to do. He called his friend Princess Dirkey. "There's only one thing to do" she said. "We'll just have to go to the North Pole and see Santa in person."
So Uncle Hat and Princess Dirkey set off on their journey to see Santa. Uncle Hat's hatchback steed was very reliable and had great fuel economy but it was missing one thing. It didn't have a Jolly Fat Man Detector. Hat and Dirkey wandered around the North Pole for hours but couldn't find Santa's workshop. All they found were Reindeer.
They decided to follow the reindeer and their strategy worked. The deer lead them right to the front gates.
Unfortunately, Santa's magical kingdom was guarded. The guards would not allow Hat and Dirkey to enter. So they disguised themselves as reindeer and snuck in.
Once they were in they quickley found Santa and explained to him the mix up. Santa not only discovered that he had missed Hannastasia but many other children too. "Oh my goodness!" Santa cried. "That would have been horrible. You two have helped prevent a great mistake. What can I do to repay you?"
They both asked for Chocolate.