They finally decided the best way to shake Evil Ogre Dan would be to leave the country. So they flew to Paris.
But EOD and LipGloss were right behind them.
(Doesn't he look kinda like Zoolander in this pic? I swear that's "Blue Steel")
After running a long time across the world Hat and Dirkey were tired. They decided to finally stop and confront Evil Ogre Dan. As they stopped to confront him the LipGloss Fairy caught up with them. Eventually they worked out their differences and became friends.
Ok so EOD was still a little bit of a jerk with the "Me hate schmooping!" but whatever. We enjoyed Paris.